Be Bourgeois

Embrace capitalism with a dry sense of humor

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Here’s your soundtrack for this one:

We have to be clever to outsmart the woke left…clever as a Fox, if you will. Foxes are intelligent, wise, and creative animals with a sharp intellect that adjusts to any environment.

And that’s why I picked the Fox for our mascot for the latest Unwoke Art signature design: Be Bourgeois.

Give the finger to the socialists and embrace bougie capitalism whether they like it or not:

You can get the design on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs and posters. If you’d like it on a different product or a different color, let me know in the comments. Photos of some of the products are below.

All proceeds from subscriptions to this site and the merch store support my unwoke activism.

Different colors are available for the t-shirts, hoodies, and some of the other products as well. Visit the store to see all your options by clicking on the product you’d like.

What do you think of this design? Would you like to see it on different merch?

Leave a comment and let me know! I will try to accommodate requests.